Drinking something that’s past the expiry date

Once, I woke up very early on a Saturday morning. I walked downstairs and tried to get a drink, but I didn’t notice that the bottle of coke was past the expiry date.

When poured it out in a cup, I looked down to the bottom, and there were hundreds of dead ants in there. Even though there were dead ants in the bottle, it didn’t taste any different. It was gross and I wanted to puke, but it was the last bottle of coke and I really like coke so I didn’t care. I even drank the ants, it was nasty but I really wanted to try how it tasted.

When I finished the bottle, I thought I would be sick or something. But, I was never better.

AWESOME!!!!